had the day off today so i went for a little drive

as an american its my duty to burn as much gasoline as humanly possible

the plan was to use the gift card my mom got me for my bday and score some kicks

but i have ADD so i got distracted and thought id take in a movie. no luck.

apple store

so i went to the back door of the apple store to get a secret cord
to connect my iPhone 5 to my iPhone 4 car charger.
after i slipped the genius $40 i was back on my way

went to a mall and made sure to take the 4 foot ticket with me. saw some sweet street art:

said hi to the helicopters above me that were trailing me:

saw a very odd South Park character i didnt recall in all of the 16 seasons:

did i mention it was hot?

got to see my favorite tree in santa monica, ate at Carl’s Jr.,

bought the shoes, and took the side streets all the way home.

loved it.

my fears hardly ever come true but my dreams almost always do

tyler and lana del reywhen tyler is around his bros hes all

yackity yack yack

but any time hes with lana

hes all

hubba hubba


sometimes he cant look at her.

sometimes he cant stop

sometimes all the things in his head tell him opposite things

every second its

stop go

stop go

an aspiring noise rock guitarist, he knows sometimes its best

to let the feedback waft in the air

making sonic curly cues all around you

and sometimes its better to finger

the tremlo

and tremble.

tyler kissed the pretty girl friday night

while speeding above the friendly skies

after she flipped on

the best music.

his second favorite


next to midnight tacos.