brooke burke reveals she has cancer

but the good news she says is its “good cancer”.

never heard that one before.

but i will say the scar she says she will live with,

will be the hottest scar ever.

many moons ago brooke and i worked in the same building

technically in the same company, but to me, talent like her was a million miles away.

back then E! had jules asner, aisha tyler, joan rivers, and many others roaming the halls.

brooke would sign calendars once a year for the employees. and who doesnt love calendars?

and even though she knew some of us would want to take pictures, she never really dolled herself up

or caked on a ton of makeup like they plastered on her for the news or “wild on”

and i really thought that was the type of confidence that you dont see a lot here in hollywood

where everything is about appearances, especially when youre in her line of work.

anyways i will say a prayer for her tonight,

even though i know she won’t need it.

if you’re a man, and you see an unused pregnancy test thing

you should pee on it.

i think you can get them at the 99 cents store.

why should you pee on it?

because this dude in canada did and he discovered that he had testicular cancer

or however its spelled.

turns out the same junk that ends up in a lady’s pee when shes pregnant

ends up in a dudes pee when he has nut cancer.

God is amazing.

or the angels.

but probably God.

anyways this canadian dude peed on his gf’s pregnancy test stick and it said he was pregnant and his gf LOLed and wrote about it on Reddit

and because the hive is amazeballs a bunch of people were all whoah send that canadian to obamacare.ca because bro might be sick

so because canada is pro-health, he was able to get seen by a doc pretty fast

and when the results came in they were all youve got something cancerish in there, eh, sorry

but the good news is they found it early, eh, and he will live now forever

the end!

so go pee on the preggo stick, everyone

especially now during movember.

photo by Sean Wallace in nyc