as a light skinned black man, the half-black guy interests me
as a huge fan of obamacare, the godfather of the health care law interests me
many of my friends are libertarians, so the guy who wants to end the drug war interests me
and if roseanne is really on my ballot, she’d be hard not to vote for
oh for the days when it was easier to choose.
maybe you should just tell me who to vote for.