i guess im one of those undecided voters — still

as a light skinned black man, the half-black guy interests me

as a huge fan of obamacare, the godfather of the health care law interests me

many of my friends are libertarians, so the guy who wants to end the drug war interests me

and if roseanne is really on my ballot, she’d be hard not to vote for

oh for the days when it was easier to choose.

maybe you should just tell me who to vote for.