you should pee on it.
i think you can get them at the 99 cents store.
why should you pee on it?
because this dude in canada did and he discovered that he had testicular cancer
or however its spelled.
turns out the same junk that ends up in a lady’s pee when shes pregnant
ends up in a dudes pee when he has nut cancer.
God is amazing.
or the angels.
but probably God.
anyways this canadian dude peed on his gf’s pregnancy test stick and it said he was pregnant and his gf LOLed and wrote about it on Reddit
and because the hive is amazeballs a bunch of people were all whoah send that canadian to obamacare.ca because bro might be sick
so because canada is pro-health, he was able to get seen by a doc pretty fast
and when the results came in they were all youve got something cancerish in there, eh, sorry
but the good news is they found it early, eh, and he will live now forever
so go pee on the preggo stick, everyone
especially now during movember.
photo by Sean Wallace in nyc