in football you are given four downs to gain 10 yards

sometimes things happen and you have to go

29 yards in just one down

or else you lose the football game.

so you try.

you should always try.

the wife i dont have is lucky that she didnt deliver a son to me today

for if she had i’d name him Fourth And29 Pierce

in a perfect world, Fourth And29 would be trending right now

but alas.