1. Sunday, November 18, 2012

    i’ve had a good life 


    nothing terrible’s happened
    none of my uncles were inappropriate
    the brothers at the church summer camp just read the bible to us boys
    in the woods
    I never spent any time in jail
    with this pretty face


    as a lad I was taken to see the Jackson 5 for my first concert
    then came ac/dc during their back in black tour
    ive seen waits and costello, once together
    nirvana, the replacements, and every beasties tour


    and women?
    everyone’s always shocked
    but here’s how to get women
    keep a clean house, cook
    buy your clothes out of catalogues
    and always go dancing


    thanks to the trust fund
    and a few lucky investments
    ive always been able to work where i want
    with cool people, doing interesting things


    and thanks to the xbi workout regimen
    I can eat anything all the time
    and no one is ever on to me


    which is why I feel like I’m truly the only
    seriously depressed man in the world
    over the news this week of the demise of hostess


    I may need to see a doctor