mitt romney went to disneyland yesterday

mitt romney at disneyland

if i was as rich as Jay-Z, and i just lost the presidential election
i would not go to the happiest place on earth,
tempted as i may be.

i would go to deepest darkest africa
and stay there
and make a serious difference there.
then id go to deepest darkest
mexico
the land my father was born in.
and stay there
and make a serious difference there.

then id come back and run again
and become president of the united states
most powerful man in the world.

but i guess splash mountain is a fine alternative.