1. Wednesday, November 21, 2012

    mitt romney went to disneyland yesterday 

    mitt romney at disneyland

    if i was as rich as Jay-Z, and i just lost the presidential election
    i would not go to the happiest place on earth,
    tempted as i may be.

    i would go to deepest darkest africa
    and stay there
    and make a serious difference there.
    then id go to deepest darkest
    mexico
    the land my father was born in.
    and stay there
    and make a serious difference there.

    then id come back and run again
    and become president of the united states
    most powerful man in the world.

    but i guess splash mountain is a fine alternative.