dateline: west hollywood, california, 90069
in a city where there are countless queens, wednesday an official unofficial one was crowned:
Rihanna, the barbados born singer best known for, ummmm, turning the other cheek(?) was honored by WeHo’s Mayor Pro Tempore Abbe Land
for what? who knows? for being fierce? for being sexy? for being 24?
for forgiving her brutal and idiotic boyfriend?
who cares, shes pretty: which is half of the goal in hollywood,
and 9/10 the goal in west hollywood.
so yay, riri.