super sad day in sweetness and America.
you’d have thought Hostess was too fake to fail
but I guess this proves nothing lasts forever
and sometimes the end comes
like a thief in the night.
It’s good I didn’t win that enormous lottery earlier this year because if I had any left
I woulda def bought Hostess
and made Giant Twinkies
and opened up some Deep Fried Diabetes joints in tourist traps
and given the profits to charity.
cuz who wouldn’t buy a ho ho if it was tax deductible.