1. Friday, November 16, 2012

    winner of the day 


    super sad day in sweetness and America.

    you’d have thought Hostess was too fake to fail

    but I guess this proves nothing lasts forever

    and sometimes the end comes

    like a thief in the night.

    It’s good I didn’t win that enormous lottery earlier this year because if I had any left

    I woulda def bought Hostess

    and made Giant Twinkies

    and opened up some Deep Fried Diabetes joints in tourist traps

    and given the profits to charity.

    cuz who wouldn’t buy a ho ho if it was tax deductible.