had to do some Christmas shopping


figured hollywood deserved my money


saw a pink raiders cap for my niece.


saw a cool elephant for my nephew


noticed the colored fountains were going pretty good


this kid said can I have a buck? I said run in the water and you can


he was all no problem!


gave him his money and said don’t ever change


then I went upstairs


saw end of watch which was not as good as I hoped


wondered when we’d learn the truth about the most squandered real estate in LA


and then had a McRib with mick and keefe

the worst news of the weekend

for millions of californians the obey winter sample sale means Christmas.
its ridiculously low prices, terrific selection,
and super long lines
allows a community of shepard fairey fans to unite, consume,
and obey.
we stand there for hours in the middle of nowhere waiting to hand over our money.
last year we were subject to dark skies, mediocre food trucks
and the borderline genius heavy metal coverband whose name now escapes me
because im heartbroken
for news just was delivered that the obey winter sample sale 2012
will not happen.
the company is “sorry”.
maybe they read the chat karisa and i had the other day

me: youre not gonna go to the Obey Sample Sale and get stuff for zsa and your sis?
karisa: oh- that line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when is the sample sale?
and eh
me: the line wasnt bad last year
probably next weekend
karisa: yeah, i wouldn’t really care i guess
i have 25% off for loehmann’s
and another 10% on top of it

maybe they heard that i puked on halloween dressed as the obey giant

maybe they just dont know that this sale is the very heart of Christmas tradition for many here

or maybe its just another way for nobama to make us all give up hope and move to canada

where its easy

and no one cares how cool your tshirts are.

last year i went with a young lady who didnt even try on her pants, just bought em

and slipped them on and they fit like they were painted on her beautiful curves

they fit so well she slept in them that night (to my dismay)

and then ran a 10k in them in the morning.

photo by bicycle mark

a jacket i bought there fit me so well that when a young bicyclist in amsterdam took a photo of me in it

the most beautiful dutch girl passing by fell in lust with me and


my every prurient interest.

we had children and live a secret life i will explain at a later date.

but it all started with that little sale.

that wonderful, wonderful

and now gone,

probably forever