1. Thursday, December 6, 2012

    34 best music videos of 2012. #34 Macklemore “Thrift Shop” 

    i am in the best mood tonight.
    who knows why.
    on paper it shouldnt be this way.
    i had a pretty sad and intense phone call with a lovely lady last night.
    a little bit heartbreaking if i can be honest with you.
    and then for the last few days ive been without a car.
    in LA.
    which is omg.
    good thing this is the busblog.
    now the car is faster than ever.
    now the mc rib is back
    for a limited time.
    after the car was picked up a mc rib found its way in me.
    it was the craziest thing.
    i was gonna go there Anyway.
    and at exactly the same time that i saw it in the featured spot
    the voice on the squawk box said welcome to mcdonalds
    would you like to try a mcrib today?
    I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO TRY A MCRIB TODAY!
    when i got to window number one she was all that’ll be $5.09.
    and i said I love McRibs.
    and she said, I love McRibs too.
    shoulda married her right then.
    shoulda totally officer and gentlemanned her
    picked her up in my arms, her in her uniform.
    my car still in the drive thru backing up hella traffic.
    mcribs on her lap.
    her arms around me.
    me carrying her out of the kitchen and into the dining room
    of our future.
    but no.
    instead i just took my bag of food
    drove into a nearby parking space.
    applied a generous amount of hand sanitizer to my dirty paws
    and squeezed out the ketchup onto the small stack of napkins
    ate some fries
    and then bit into the first mcrib of the season.
    diabetes cures all wounds.