1. Thursday, December 13, 2012

    i think my mom is on to me 


    she was all, you were in the hospital for “kidney stones”

    and now for a “bad back”

    are you sure you’re not freelancing for the xbi again?

    i was all, ma they dont let you freelance at the xbi.

    she was like, thats good.

    then i whispered once youre in you in for lyfe.