if theres one thing i like its a well fought Miss Universe pageant

this years Miss Universe was disappointing because the top five winners were ranked almost

exactly backwards to what they should have been.

my favorite from the very beginning was Miss Venezuela who’s strikingly beautiful

legs for days

and the most graceful, carefree, strut.

but for some reason she decided to answer the question in English

a language she clearly has no grasp of whatsoever.

what ended up being her answer will be ridiculed right along with Miss Teen South Carolina 2006

which is sad because both ladies should have won their deal.

ironically this year the question that was asked right after Miss Venezuela’s

was to Miss Philippines, who was asked “should Miss Universe speak English”?

she answered it perfectly (“its not the language its the message”) which should have helped her win

but instead they chose the very boring (and suspicious) choice of Miss USA.

what an absolute waste of two hours where i could have been reading a book.