once again the media let us down


the world didn’t end as scheduled.

the mayans’ reign of terror has ended in a whimper.

the winter solstice has come and gone and i ask you,
was there even a half decent hashtag for the apocalypse?

who was even the face of the End of the World?

this could have been the worst marketing fail since the invention of mitt romney.

where was the guy from the 700 Club saying, “I just prayed and all will be well, so chill”?

but the biggest lesson we learned from all of this:

orgies are hard to plan around the holidays.