not sure who it could be because seriously

who would be late for tacos?

other day i was late for chinese food and the lady was all omg are you serious

i was like im so sorry she was all too bad

i was all but its christmas eve

she said no move along

so i moved along to a booth by the register

and she said keep moving along

so i put my coat back on and got up

and she was all omg jk

J K

and she fed me soup and asked me if id like a chinese bear

i said bear? what about a beer?

she said sure

and thats how it all began.