top ten things i thought when i read this

1. are they warning or advertising?
2. but i thought Thousand Oaks was filled with conservatives?
3. is he still on the loose because he’s hard to find?
4. are there that many crossdressers in TO they have no likely subjects?
5. i wonder if i’ve been to that mall.
6. was the skirt tasteful at least?
7. i wont click the link i wont click the link
8. if i retweet favorite this because of its absurdity will someone think i endorsed it?
9. i bet he isnt black.
10. i thought this only happened in 70s movies.