1. Thursday, December 6, 2012

    ways i would leave california 

    california

    1. running from the law, the press, or the parents

    2. blogger wanted to hire me as vp of rock

    3. met a hot babe who’s broke

    4. got traded to the dallas mavs

    5. the cubs needed a blogger

    6. virgin airlines needed an undercover air marshall

    7. da bears needed a social media expert named tony pierce

    8. the white house wanted an alternative blog to their current snoozefest

    9. the stones wanted me to live blog their tour

    10. i won the lottery and refused to pay the taxes and had to run from the irs