first second term black president of the united states

barack obama west adams

it seems like just yesterday i was seeing barack obama speaking in LA for the second time.

the first time i saw him speak was at a park in south central LA. he was pretty good and people were excited, but he was a long shot to even win the democrat primary

and to be honest his speech didn’t do much for me.


the second time i saw him was a few months later at the gibson amphitheatre.

it was free, the goo goo dolls and ne-yo performed, and yet he couldnt get 7,000 people to show up.


he was losing to hillary in many states, including california, but he had buzz

his speech at the Gibson was less bad than his one in West Adams, but i was still skeptical

one thing led to another and suddenly he’s on his second term as president of the world, no big deal.

and its confirmed: im a moran

second term bam

bin laden dead

gaddafi dead


tsar’s back

weed’s legal in two states

gays can say they gay in the army

dudes can totally just jump from space

the clippers are the best team in hoops

you can get a 50 inch flat screen tv for less than $500

so if i was obama id be all, what more do you want from me?

and id say

nationalize gasoline

close gitmo like you promised you would

dismantle the fcc

put jimmy hendrix on the two dollar coin

knock off the nonsense with cuba

put Lemmy on a stamp

and let women have the same rights as men

starting with toplessness at the beach

for starters.