tell me im wrong
it seems like just yesterday i was seeing barack obama speaking in LA for the second time.
the first time i saw him speak was at a park in south central LA. he was pretty good and people were excited, but he was a long shot to even win the democrat primary
and to be honest his speech didn’t do much for me.
the second time i saw him was a few months later at the gibson amphitheatre.
it was free, the goo goo dolls and ne-yo performed, and yet he couldnt get 7,000 people to show up.
he was losing to hillary in many states, including california, but he had buzz
his speech at the Gibson was less bad than his one in West Adams, but i was still skeptical
one thing led to another and suddenly he’s on his second term as president of the world, no big deal.
and its confirmed: im a moran
bin laden dead
weed’s legal in two states
gays can say they gay in the army
dudes can totally just jump from space
the clippers are the best team in hoops
you can get a 50 inch flat screen tv for less than $500
so if i was obama id be all, what more do you want from me?
and id say
close gitmo like you promised you would
dismantle the fcc
put jimmy hendrix on the two dollar coin
knock off the nonsense with cuba
put Lemmy on a stamp
and let women have the same rights as men
starting with toplessness at the beach