she was all we should start
a journalism school.

I was like oh god no
I have too many other things to start

she said like what.

I said omg:
unlicensed Internet shrink
Imma Killya Soul Food Drive Thru
worlds greatest music blog
the xbi movie of the week
flash mob instant cash lottery
church of rock
ex con car wash
Bacon World of Bacon
omg records
Tony’s Donuts
Flossy’s
breakfast sold all day
But My Kid Speaks French

she said well add j school to that list because I’ve got an idea