i’ll bet you twenty bucks Coachella will do something actually interesting that night

like add Kendrick Lamar

or have Jimmy Page, Jack Black, Jack White, and John Paul Jones

all show up wearing nothing but socks

and play Houses of the Holy all the way through with the Peppers

because NO WAY did Al Gore invent Coachella so that

the same band who just sold out Staples Center two nights in a row

off a pretty mediocre record, is bringing anything truly magical

to such a magical yearly event.

i have nothing but love for them, but seriously theres no added benefit to them there as is.

youre almost better off just saving your money and just letting the Yeah Yeah Yeahs headline

or Dinosaur Jr.

or Tsar