things i want obama to do in the next four years

hulk obama

legalize lulz

federalize all u can eat buffets

jail joe buck

bring back Firefly

tax the asswipes

cut 10% from the defense budget

put 10% more into education

stop corn subsidies

legalize skateboarding

put videos back on MTV

make it so that if you dont make 25% of your crap in the USA you cant call yourself an american company

give love to Cuba through song

outlaw Coldplay

ask mexico if we can have baja california

go on fox news once a month

bring back Seinfeld

on Sundays tell everyone about your favorite bible passages

put Dr. Demento on the three dollar bill