xbi’s amex black card mysteriously got charged with a million dollar bid

in baker

 

they were all

PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME THAT YOU STOLE THE CREDIT CARD AND BOUGHT

A THERMOMETER???

i was like, i have never even seen that thermometer, i have no clue what you’re talking about

they were all

oh really???????

baker thermometer

and i hung up.

and now they are knocking on my door.