it’s true, i was relieved of my duties at kpcc, so i could be eligible to be the next pope

state of the union

it’s weird, but i think being the first black pope – and especially the first american pope

would be a much more historic, and powerful position than simply the second black president.

and even though i’m sure id be shot at a lot for actually preaching what’s in the bible

(due to the parts that go against the Catholic doctrine)

im sure people would like a pope who not only knows who 2Pac was

but would be open to accept visits from Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, and MC Ren

since i remember when he drove a B-210.

id do a lot of bible study from the poorest parts of the world.

for some reason i didnt see the retiring pope do that.

id go to war zones and preach peace, you know, things Jesus taught us.

and i’d show up at places like the State of the Union and i’d cough “bullshit” every now and then

from the balcony.

sitting between the First Lady and Beyonce.

that might get me shot too, but speaking truth to power isnt always the safest route to enlightenment

but its part of the definition of courage.

which are things we should be living by example – for the kids.

so for the next 4 1/2 days im still the social media dude for the Take Two show,

thus i will ask you to participate in something we’re doing today which is:

tell us what you think President Obama will say in his State of the Union speech.

go to our Facebook page and tell us and we may read it on the air.

if enough people do it, they’ll probably make me pope.

everything cool happens in bakersfield

friday night their incredibly entertaining minor league hockey team,

the condors

brought a real condor center ice during the national anthem.

now if there was one thing i loved when i sold peanuts for the giants

back in the day

was when someone wanted to do something insane during the anthem.

this guy thought it was a good idea to try to put this weird huge bird

in the middle of an ice rink

and of course hilarity ensued.

funny, yes, but not quite as epic as when around this time last year

they had a beautiful bench clearing brawl against the Ontario Reign

if i ever had to live anywhere near the 99

i would have season tickets to the condors