she was all, why dont you fly choppers in the navy


i was all nah


then she said, why dont you visit me in north korea


i was all, why dont you visit me in maui?


she said, no offense but im not so sure i trust any place or any person


i said, lemme tell you what this old man told me about taking life so seriously


she said we have to take life seriously, we’re superheroes tryin to save the world


i was all, saving the world’s for hippies


lets instead help companies figure out safe, clean ways for people to drink water and, you know, feed the hungry


she was all, great idea, i was filling out a job application but got stuck when they wanted me to write a poem

a letter from Clive Davis to Kelly Clarkson sympathizers

As anyone who has read “The Soundtrack of My Life” knows, I think Kelly Clarkson is a tremendous vocal talent and performer. In the book, I provide an in-depth look at our years together during which we shared major multi-platinum success, as well as a few creative differences. I am truly very sorry that she has decided to take issue with what I know to be an accurate depiction of our time together. Before the book was published, I had every fact checked with five independent individuals who were present on a daily basis throughout it all. The chapter as it is written was thoroughly verified by each and every one of them. I stand by the chapter as written in my book. At the same time I wish, and will always wish, Kelly’s talent and her career to soar to ever new heights.

Clive Davis

today kurdt kobain woulda been 46 years olde

I’m not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
And I have a light
The day is done
And I’m having fun
I think I’m dumb
Maybe just happy
Think I’m just happy
Think I’m just happy
Think I’m just happy

My heart is broke
And I have some glue
Help me inhale
Mend it with you
We’ll float around
Hang out on clouds
Then we’ll come down
And have a hangover
Have a hangover
Have a hangover
Have a hangover

Skin the sun
Fall asleep
Wish away
Soul is cheap
Lesson learned
Wish me luck
Soothe the burn
Wake me up