1. Monday, February 11, 2013

    it’s true, i was relieved of my duties at kpcc, so i could be eligible to be the next pope 

    state of the union

    it’s weird, but i think being the first black pope – and especially the first american pope

    would be a much more historic, and powerful position than simply the second black president.

    and even though i’m sure id be shot at a lot for actually preaching what’s in the bible

    (due to the parts that go against the Catholic doctrine)

    im sure people would like a pope who not only knows who 2Pac was

    but would be open to accept visits from Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, and MC Ren

    since i remember when he drove a B-210.

    id do a lot of bible study from the poorest parts of the world.

    for some reason i didnt see the retiring pope do that.

    id go to war zones and preach peace, you know, things Jesus taught us.

    and i’d show up at places like the State of the Union and i’d cough “bullshit” every now and then

    from the balcony.

    sitting between the First Lady and Beyonce.

    that might get me shot too, but speaking truth to power isnt always the safest route to enlightenment

    but its part of the definition of courage.

    which are things we should be living by example – for the kids.

    so for the next 4 1/2 days im still the social media dude for the Take Two show,

    thus i will ask you to participate in something we’re doing today which is:

    tell us what you think President Obama will say in his State of the Union speech.

    go to our Facebook page and tell us and we may read it on the air.

    if enough people do it, they’ll probably make me pope.