she was all, why dont you fly choppers in the navy

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i was all nah

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then she said, why dont you visit me in north korea

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i was all, why dont you visit me in maui?

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she said, no offense but im not so sure i trust any place or any person

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i said, lemme tell you what this old man told me about taking life so seriously

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she said we have to take life seriously, we’re superheroes tryin to save the world

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i was all, saving the world’s for hippies

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lets instead help companies figure out safe, clean ways for people to drink water and, you know, feed the hungry

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she was all, great idea, i was filling out a job application but got stuck when they wanted me to write a poem