i was all nah

then she said, why dont you visit me in north korea

i was all, why dont you visit me in maui?

she said, no offense but im not so sure i trust any place or any person

i said, lemme tell you what this old man told me about taking life so seriously

she said we have to take life seriously, we’re superheroes tryin to save the world

i was all, saving the world’s for hippies

lets instead help companies figure out safe, clean ways for people to drink water and, you know, feed the hungry

she was all, great idea, i was filling out a job application but got stuck when they wanted me to write a poem