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Daily Archives: March 5, 2013
met a nice dancer at a food court at caesars palace
we were both eating alone
together.
are you here on vacation she asked.
i was about to eat a lobster roll on the thickest texas toast.
i said what songs do you dance to?
she said michael jackson, tupac, biggie, aaliyah, everyone who’s dead.
i said i came here to meet you.
she was about to eat collard greens.
was asked to review the new Killmatic for Black Webmaster
have you boys never seen Spinal Tap? dont you remember the legend of Smell The Glove? havent you learned that theres such a fine line between clever and stupid? you have a pretty good record but you’re gonna ruin it with that ridiculous cover? also, “i’d rather listen to nickelback, on repeat, forever,” is not a new diss, but you used it effectively on your final track, “Audi 5000”.
back to the cover, even this would have been better: