ben is one of those guys who’d you’d feel bad shooting if you got to meet him
babes flock to him because he puts bacon in his pants pockets
dudes love him because of his invisible mugs of beer
ben’s phone will be ringing all day today, so dont get freaked if you hear a busy signal
he might be sitting on a chair “visiting” with an old chum
or figuring out a new way to lead something super cool and impossible – so stay tuned
Happy Birthday Ben!