i was all good heavens.
she said no seriously how much of your day is spent selflessly.
as in your intentions is to help without any clear benefit to yourself.
i said im listening to you arent i.
she said you want something out of this.
i said i want everything.
she was like exactly. you want you want you want. you dont think theres time
i said oh trust me i wanna give
she said ok but i bet you dont. she said, what if i said i wanted you to vacuum.
i was all fine.
she said, what about wash my dishes.
she said what about go shoe shopping with me.
how about help me move.
i said ok 2 percent.
she said that means out of every 100 hours, you selflessly give 2 hours to others?
i said yes. she said you a liar. i was all my heavens!
i said ok 1 percent.
she said you a damn liar.
and i said beetlejuice three times but she was still there.