1. Tuesday, March 12, 2013

    she said i think you’re more selfish than you think 

    chewy and j mascis

    i was all good heavens.

    she said no seriously how much of your day is spent selflessly.

    as in your intentions is to help without any clear benefit to yourself.

    i said im listening to you arent i.

    she said you want something out of this.

    i said i want everything.

    she was like exactly. you want you want you want. you dont think theres time

    to give.

    i said oh trust me i wanna give

    she said ok but i bet you dont. she said, what if i said i wanted you to vacuum.

    i was all fine.

    she said, what about wash my dishes.

    she said what about go shoe shopping with me.

    how about help me move.

    i said ok 2 percent.

    she said that means out of every 100 hours, you selflessly give 2 hours to others?

    i said yes. she said you a liar. i was all my heavens!

    i said ok 1 percent.

    she said you a damn liar.

    and i said beetlejuice three times but she was still there.