1. Saturday, March 16, 2013

    wrote a drunk email last night 

    irish storm trooper

    im not ashamed.

    woke up not knowing if today was st. paddys day

    or even if Lil Wayne was still with us.

    if only there was customizable news app that would be sitting there waiting for me

    when i rose from my morning haze each day.

    that would also play my favorite music and flash appealing photos at me.

    i awoke a tad too early today thanks to my phone buzzing

    due to one Patrick Pitt, pictured, asking me all sorts of difficult fantasy baseball questions.

    aimed, i imagine, at throwing me off my game for the upcoming draft.

    it may have worked.