the cops were there to support americas too,

it was jackie robinson day too which meant eveyrone had to have 42 shots

people were super in the mood to celebrate jackie which was awesome because people say LA soft but they cray

not only are dodger fans intense but they $$$$ which means they’ll lay out good money to represent

our girl Krista was partying hard core in the super exclusive tequila suite and we were all, we’re close! she said where?

and i was all we’re next door where this dude from Maxim is showing us his lip tattoo he got on assignment in vegas

she was all, wait you’re already in our SUITE! what does the carpet look? i said it says RAIDER NATION Y’ALL!

then she was all describe where youre at? i said theres taco fixins, pulled pork, hot dogs, and rum for days

she was all, thats not rum thats high grade Don Julio tequila, YOURE IN OUR SUITE! and i was all hi hi hi

when we paid attention to the game, this was the view. but who wanted to watch the game

we wanted to eat tacos and burritos

and watch cheerleaders come out of the men’s restroom

it was a super beautiful day/night at dodger stadium

jackie would have loved it