some kids in Santa Cruz around 4:20pm rolled a two-pound joint
then two xbi agents dressed up as cops confiscated the giant spliff
one of the many reasons i think the xbi plays below its weight
in the middle of all the craziness that was happening in boston yesterday,
the cubs were playing the milwaukee brewers when Seguara stole second
while Ryan Braun got caught in a rundown near short.
even though the cubs tagged both players at second repeatedly, 2nd base up Phil Cuzzi stared at braun like he was in love
and Seguara ran back to first for some reason where he was called safe.
the umps had to explain themselves which they did based on this part of the rulebook:
but what about the fact that Segura was tagged when he left second base?
“Never saw that,” admitted Cuzzi after the game.
the cubs are doomed.
and then he went 2 for 4 with a ribbie in his return from the DL
theres a reason i named my longest keeper team Papi
cuz bro doesnt mince words