this is the view from the WGN broadcast booth in Pittsburgh where i sorta wish I was today
and if i was smart i woulda pulled it off.
but as you know im a dumb and a loser and an underachiever
so i will only be at Dodger Stadium today in a few hours, drinking beers
eating dogs, taking crap for my cubs hat
and keeping an eye on the scoreboard.
because today the Cubs are still in it.