someone asked me how my blogging was going

david lee roth

ive never been stumped by a question before.

blogging should be like walking. you just do it. it gets you there.

how is your walking going?

after decades and decades of writing i would hope that the tunnel from the soul to the screen should be

clear and wide and greased up and smooth

if youre being honest with yourself and your readers and youre eating right,

blogging should be a simple as taking a healthy dump,

so that when you wipe your ass with your critics and haters

they don’t even notice

for there is no stain.