1. Thursday, April 25, 2013

    someone asked me how my blogging was going 

    david lee roth

    ive never been stumped by a question before.

    blogging should be like walking. you just do it. it gets you there.

    how is your walking going?

    after decades and decades of writing i would hope that the tunnel from the soul to the screen should be

    clear and wide and greased up and smooth

    if youre being honest with yourself and your readers and youre eating right,

    blogging should be a simple as taking a healthy dump,

    so that when you wipe your ass with your critics and haters

    they don’t even notice

    for there is no stain.