went hiking today because i drank so much this weekend

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the view was aaaaight

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first i went to runyon but on Mondays theres street cleaning from noon to 2 and i was there at 1 so i drove to The Greek

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but i saw this super lo-fi street art that screamed “buy more shit. more more more” and i was all, this is perfect for LA

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so when i passed this atm i yelled BUY MORE CRAP MORE MORE MORE

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and then i bought three dusty grills and a cooler. lucky me, the cooler was full of vintage porn. sadly it was of me. god im old.

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so i went hiking cuz bikini season is right around the corner and omg im a whale.

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made it to the top of Mt. Hollywood no prob which is weird cuz i havent exercised in weeks. i’ll tell you weds if im hurting.

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i wonder if johnny appleseed planted those palm trees

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i wonder if johnny applefence made this fence

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for sure johnny apple mason made this meeting hall where tsar should play and we take over kcsb and air it and go to jail.