worst job ever: hitler’s food taster

hitler food tester

ive had some interesting (and not so interesting) job leads this spring

thankfully no one has offered me to be their food taster.

im picky as it is, so if i was Hitler’ food taster, like this 95 year old lady was,

and they put a salad in front of me, they would have shot me

cuz no way would i have eaten hitlers salad.