today is Dennis Rodman’s birthday, he’s 52


even though the Jordan-era Bulls were one of the most successful and winningest teams

MJ was a total dick. and still is. Scottie Pippen was boring as all hell.

But the one guy who was actually hella cool on the court and off, was #91 on his jersey but #1 in our hearts: The Worm.

you didnt know if he was gonna pull down 10 boards or 30. but he hustled harder than everyone.

Rodman was the only man that Madonna wanted babies from and was denied

and recently he became the only American who could talk some sense into that dude from North Korea


this weekend Rodman, who lives in the OC bum rushed the littlest Kardashian’s autograph sesh

cuz why not.

when you’ve delivered the greatest NBA Hall of Fame acceptance speech ever

you can do whatever you damn well please.


5× NBA champion (1989–1990, 1996–1998)
2× NBA Defensive Player of the Year (1990–1991)
2× NBA All-Star (1990, 1992)
7× All-Defensive First Team (1989–1993, 1995–1996)
7× NBA rebounding champion (1992–1998)
2x Wrote a book that I read all the way through “Bad As I Wanna Be” “I Should Be Dead By Now”

when i see this, i see perfection


but when the new owners saw it they saw an opportunity to put a giant scoreboard

NEXT to the giant scoreboard so they could sell millions of dollars of advertising on it.

to me thats like getting a girlfriend and telling her that she’s fat

could use a boob job, cooks badly, and has stupid friends.

if you didn’t like Wrigley Field – why did you put a ring on it?

if i ever ran into the Rickets Family…

id back up and run over them again.

super creepy video of the day

this is a crook caught on video attempting to break into a home in Angeleno Heights last week

the very same neighborhood your friend Sass lived in before she went back to jet-setting.

sadly they have not caught this fat bastard, but if you know who he is, please call the fuzz.

i really love Angeleno Heights and your BFF Pretty Lisa, as etienne calls her

has just moved there.

and also three sweet College of Creative Studies grads live there

because its awesome and has great views of downtown and is very close to Dodger Stadium,

Echo Park, DTLA, and Silver Lake

and yet gangs and thieves are ruining it for errryone.

happy monday!