xbi said they were sorry for almost killing me, and were wondering if id consult

oj helmet

i said theres this spot in my bookcase above my cable box and next to my xbox

i cant put anything there because youre supposed to let there be some air there

they were all, we’ll give you money

i said i dont want your money i want something to put in that hole

and on my doorstep this morning was pretty much exactly what i was looking for

oj simpson the juice

a Buffalo Bills autographed helmet by OJ Simpson

also known as The Juice

so i put on some pants and i drove to the xbi and consulted.

we ate some kosher food, brainstormed some genius ideas

shook hands,

and who knows, maybe i might make it over there later in the week or something

i have a hole over my couch.