so i complained and they were all, awww whattya want your mommy?
i was like actually my mom would put a cold washrag on my head and tell me to stop working so hard
AND TAKE A WALK
and thats just what i did
if there’s two things my mom likes it’s Ye Rustic Inn and Jacaranda trees when they blooming
it’s not easy to fully capture how pretty they are because sometimes their color blends into the sky, but i try
my mom also loves Kurdt CoBane and the Drawing Room
and the original emo, Eeyore
one thing she doesn’t like is when people copyright things that are impolite
speaking of, just the other day she was asking me “What Happened To Dell”
and I was all, ma they’re in businesses everywhere and this is what people look like who have to use em
i would like my front door to look like this, minus the lock and chain of course
poor American Apparel billboard, but if you squint you can see the skinny girl doing the splits in a tank top
sorry, maybe you cant
Twelve Pack Killers!
Italy vs the USA!
People who don’t have jobs but who can afford to be supra cool in the faux french bistro!
Larry David Bowie!
these deals are red hot, bukowski!
those leaves are still purple Chinaski!
The Internet’s bible, Wikipedia says this of Sandy Koufax’s time in Stanford:
Koufax attended the University of Cincinnati and was a walk-on on the freshman basketball team, a complete unknown to coach Ed Jucker. He later earned a partial scholarship. In spring 1954, he made the college baseball varsity team. That season, Koufax went 3–1 with 51 strikeouts and 30 walks, in 31 innings. Bill Zinser, a scout for the Brooklyn Dodgers, sent the Dodgers front office a glowing report that apparently was filed and forgotten.
Hi dude riding the stolen Jon’s shopping cart down Vermont towards Sunset surely to be hit by a bus!
Hola new hipster LA mayor who will probably hire me to run his social media and website but i will politely decline and then accept
Hi burger joint that used to be LA’s favorite until In N Out started putting bible verses on its cups thus winning us all over
Hi totally terrible sounding Ben & Jerry’s new flavor. To you I say f no.
but to you green shirt i say F yeah!
as in F yeah trippy mushrooms on the curb for no apparent reason other than to crash into if you’re skateboarding.
F Yeah Best Fish Taco in Ensenada which played these songs in this order while I ate my two tacos:
Simple Minds: Don’t You Forget About Me
Some Latin group: La Yuca
Wes Montgomery: Eleanor Rigby
Ambrosia: Biggest Part of Me
Chicago: Wishing You Were Here
JackFM, you have some serious competition
Hi dude from Top Gear
Hi nice lady who now has some very lovely glasses in which to see better
Hi sticker that would make Danzig frown (more than he normally frowns)
Hi singer of the Clash who once again proves that some bands are 1000x better than the sum of its parts
Hi Kirstie Alley’s nutrition store thats completely empty and even the employee is at In N Out because omg mmmmmm
hey Waldo has a barber shop now. Around the corner
ok back to work