1. Thursday, May 23, 2013

    even though ive been consulting for the xbi, the headaches continued 

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    so i complained and they were all, awww whattya want your mommy?

    i was like actually my mom would put a cold washrag on my head and tell me to stop working so hard

    AND TAKE A WALK

    and thats just what i did

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    if there’s two things my mom likes it’s Ye Rustic Inn and Jacaranda trees when they blooming

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    it’s not easy to fully capture how pretty they are because sometimes their color blends into the sky, but i try

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    my mom also loves Kurdt CoBane and the Drawing Room

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    and the original emo, Eeyore

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    one thing she doesn’t like is when people copyright things that are impolite

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    speaking of, just the other day she was asking me “What Happened To Dell”

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    and I was all, ma they’re in businesses everywhere and this is what people look like who have to use em

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    i would like my front door to look like this, minus the lock and chain of course

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    poor American Apparel billboard, but if you squint you can see the skinny girl doing the splits in a tank top

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    sorry, maybe you cant

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    Exist!

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    Twelve Pack Killers!

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    EZCO!

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    Italy vs the USA!

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    People who don’t have jobs but who can afford to be supra cool in the faux french bistro!

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    Larry David Bowie!

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    these deals are red hot, bukowski!

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    those leaves are still purple Chinaski!

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    The Internet’s bible, Wikipedia says this of Sandy Koufax’s time in Stanford:

    Koufax attended the University of Cincinnati and was a walk-on on the freshman basketball team, a complete unknown to coach Ed Jucker.[8] He later earned a partial scholarship. In spring 1954, he made the college baseball varsity team.[13] That season, Koufax went 3–1 with 51 strikeouts and 30 walks, in 31 innings.[14] Bill Zinser, a scout for the Brooklyn Dodgers, sent the Dodgers front office a glowing report that apparently was filed and forgotten.[15]

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    Hi dude riding the stolen Jon’s shopping cart down Vermont towards Sunset surely to be hit by a bus!

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    Hola new hipster LA mayor who will probably hire me to run his social media and website but i will politely decline and then accept

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    Hi burger joint that used to be LA’s favorite until In N Out started putting bible verses on its cups thus winning us all over

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    Hi totally terrible sounding Ben & Jerry’s new flavor. To you I say f no.

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    but to you green shirt i say F yeah!

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    as in F yeah trippy mushrooms on the curb for no apparent reason other than to crash into if you’re skateboarding.

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    F Yeah Best Fish Taco in Ensenada which played these songs in this order while I ate my two tacos:

    Simple Minds: Don’t You Forget About Me

    Some Latin group: La Yuca

    Wes Montgomery: Eleanor Rigby

    Ambrosia: Biggest Part of Me

    Chicago: Wishing You Were Here

    JackFM, you have some serious competition

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    Hi dude from Top Gear

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    Hi nice lady who now has some very lovely glasses in which to see better

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    Hi sticker that would make Danzig frown (more than he normally frowns)

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    Hi singer of the Clash who once again proves that some bands are 1000x better than the sum of its parts

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    Hi Kirstie Alley’s nutrition store thats completely empty and even the employee is at In N Out because omg mmmmmm

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    hey Waldo has a barber shop now. Around the corner

    ok back to work