i said theres this spot in my bookcase above my cable box and next to my xbox
i cant put anything there because youre supposed to let there be some air there
they were all, we’ll give you money
i said i dont want your money i want something to put in that hole
and on my doorstep this morning was pretty much exactly what i was looking for
a Buffalo Bills autographed helmet by OJ Simpson
also known as The Juice
so i put on some pants and i drove to the xbi and consulted.
we ate some kosher food, brainstormed some genius ideas
and who knows, maybe i might make it over there later in the week or something
i have a hole over my couch.