figured out what my indoor/outdoor pool will look like


then got a phone call (!) from the xbi asking why i was still taking my meds

i was all they make me feel better

they were like no they dont

i was all well yeah youre right they sorta destroy everything about my insides

they make my hands shake and my heart murmur and my brain go all kablooey

xbi were like so why the f do you take them?

i shrugged and said cuz i always do when im sick

and just then at my front door i heard a knock knock knock


followed by the crash of one of the pots of one of my favorite plants.

then the voice on the phone said

now you’ll never forget.

first impression of Kanye’s West’s new cd Yeezus

kanye yeezus

Kanye is like an alive, unholographed angrier Tupac who isn’t afraid to rock a black leather skirt and utilize Skrillex

It’s what Pink Floyd would have sounded like if they had replaced Roger Waters with a lead pipe

It’s what The Beatles would have sounded like if they were raised in Cabrini Green

It’s what the new Dr. Dre record would have sounded like if he wasn’t obsessed selling headphones

It’s what Bruce Jenner feels like inside every time he sees Keeping up with the Kardashians

It’s the sound black unicorns make after they snort a line off the back of a porcupine

It’s exactly what hip hop haters will point to and say SEE! SEE?

It’s the music in Hodor’s head

dear diary im listening to foxygen

i see youim procrastinating right now.

what you ask? oh never you mind.

my day started off fine. i woke up at 9am, took a shower, got the hell outta the crib

because the maid was coming and mama mia was i a filthy pig this last 4 weeks.


scrammed right over to mcdonalds where i ate my bacon egg and cheese biscuit

right there in the mcdonalds

along side the homeless, the seniors, and a few sad families who had just gotten back from nearby childrens hospital.

not one but two tables of nice mexican families no talking at all.

i call bs on people who dont talk when theyre eating with each other.

people always have something to say

when they dont talk theyre just not saying it to you.

im not a super germaphobe but the tray sorta creeped me out

why was i touching it? how many others have touched it? what is the washing regimen like in regards to the trays at sunset blvd mcdonalds in silver lake

hopped in the xbi mobile and drove 6.8 miles to the burbank amc

beautiful day, warm, but not too warm. perfect really.

got to the theatre about 25 minutes early BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE

futzed around with like 4 automated ticket machines because 3 were broke or lazy or stoned or couldnt print or were being racist whatevs there eventually was my ticket

$7.50 to see This Is The End

walked around Burbank. got sad when i saw the bootleg Crown Books  was shuttered. ET and i went there a few years ago and i was all this aint crown books and they were all shhhhhh.

so i shhhhhed

didnt help apparently.

ok now back to doing what i shoulda been doing in the first place