1. Friday, June 14, 2013

    first impression of Kanye’s West’s new cd Yeezus 

    kanye yeezus

    Kanye is like an alive, unholographed angrier Tupac who isn’t afraid to rock a black leather skirt and utilize Skrillex

    It’s what Pink Floyd would have sounded like if they had replaced Roger Waters with a lead pipe

    It’s what The Beatles would have sounded like if they were raised in Cabrini Green

    It’s what the new Dr. Dre record would have sounded like if he wasn’t obsessed selling headphones

    It’s what Bruce Jenner feels like inside every time he sees Keeping up with the Kardashians

    It’s the sound black unicorns make after they snort a line off the back of a porcupine

    It’s exactly what hip hop haters will point to and say SEE! SEE?

    It’s the music in Hodor’s head