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  1. Saturday, June 22, 2013

    on the very same day that the Food Network canned its big star 

    the Cooking Channel debuted its brightest new stars

    yes indeedie, your girls next door, Alie and Georgia launched their new series

    Trippin Out

    by going to Sin City to check out Absinthe, a below freezing bar,

    and my favorite: an fancy dancy all u can eat buffet.

    they even ate latenight giant pancakes at the Peppermill.

    very happy for these two classy ladies who are super funny and perfectly suited for this series.

    if Food Network was smart they’d swoop in and give Alie and Georgia a multi year deal

  2. Friday, June 21, 2013

    today is juliette lewis’ birthday, shes 24 

    juliette lewis

    ive seen her play a ton of times

    but the best pic i ever took of her was in 2005

    at the Troubadour in West Hollywood

    Tsar of all people opened

    i was working at Buzznet

    they loaned me a Canon Rebel and i bought a long lens

    and i went all over the joint

    but it was this shot with no flash from upstairs that really captured her tight outfit

    long hair

    and, to me, beautifully colorful spirit

    the best.

    happy birthday rock star movie star wild orchid

  3. Thursday, June 20, 2013
  4. john mcafee may have just made the years greatest video 

    the self proclaimed eccentric millionaire

    does all the things you wouldnt think a fellow in his position

    would do

    but he does them with gusto, humor,

    and the most curious dig at a particular website.

    all while dissing the product that got him filthy rich.

    the world has indeed turned insane.

    wash out your red solo cups.

  5. Wednesday, June 19, 2013

    this might be the time for me to go into film reviewing 

    the critics didnt like super man

    the fact that the critics are that out of step from what audiences like


    which industry?

    the ginormous film reviewer industry.

    speaking of which, how many are there left who you’d want to see on tv?

    or who you really truly rely on when making your movie making descions?

    there are a few i like, but most of them i avoid like the plague because

    a) they seem to have no problem doling out spoilers willy freakin nilly

    b) they come across as super smartypantses

    c) they pretend that these films weren’t made for one reason: to please the audience

    of course there are exceptions

    like the little man in the chair in frisco

    the little man

    what more do you need than that?

    well sometimes you do need a rant against a certain dumb trend or terrible story

    but theyre never about the right things.

    also most films are reviewed by reviewers in sterile screenings.

    there should be a week moratorium on reviews so critics could see films in public

    with the madding crowd!

    i love seeing if my stuck up little neighborhood will clap at the end of movies.

    ironman: no

    superman: yes

    this is the end: loudly

    shouldnt that be in the review? or doesnt what the audience think matters?

    i would think that if film critiques are part of journalism, then why exclude reportage from some other witnesses?

    sports journalists tell you how the crowd reacts, so to political reporters.

    anyways. the critics blew it with superman. yes a few moments were ridiculous.

    but mama mia the opening 15 minutes alone sets the bar so high that the fact the following gazillion minutes isnt a complete letdown is a miracle.

    man of steel

    i give man of steel a super crazy clapping little man

  6. saw two really good movies today 


    man of steel was crazy good
    best special effects I’ve ever seen
    and somehow better than Star Trek and Iron Man 3 combined

    yet only half of the critics liked it

    true there were some weak, confusing, and cringe worthy moments

    but then another wave of awesome showed up

    it’s actually good that the problems existed in the film

    no need to show off


    then I finally saw Searching For Sugar Man

    which I remembered had been nominated for an Oscar last year for best doc

    and maybe won or something

    So I watched it and had to stop it because I was going to cry it was so beautiful.

    there’s nothing I like better than crazy stories about music

    and this is probably the craziest story I ever heard about music.

    and sweet.

  7. Tuesday, June 18, 2013

    Die Antwoord new video “Cookie Thumper” 

    i cant believe people thought this was a fake band not too long ago
    and by people i mean professional rock and roll journalists
    not only are they real but theyre really good.
    this video should make MTV more ashamed than normal for not showing videos any more
    not that they would show this video even in the bad old days
    but this is the type of video that would have gotten then all the cred they shoulda been getting
    instead they get cred for showing duran duran and mj vids
    and the cars and ah ha and madona ext ect ext

    is there one person out there with any courage doing cool stuff at a high level?

    thought it was gonna be obama but: no

    thought it was gonna be yr momma but: no

    looks like onlyest ones doing it are DA and VICE

    maybe kayne a lil bit, but fool is still waiting for his croisants

    anyone who can get distracted as easily as he can about massages and a stained rug

    can get got

    kwest out