today was a very weird day


dear diary,

today i talked to a doctor, ate two huge scoops of gelato, talked to my mom,

ate sushi McDonald’s and KFC, negotiated in Spanish – at a disadvantage bc I was in a sports car,

watched weeds on the phone, was a good friend, held a dog, pumped gas,

was recognized, met a polish couple, communicated with 3 xgfs, saw kids swim in a public pool,

was followed around a grocery store by a sassy black lady who pushed a broom around each aisle making comments including “don’t you hate it when you socks drunk?” and pointed at my droopy white tube socks.