things i thought i was gonna do:

write a screenplay that id let quentin tarantino direct

clean my apartment

write a novel about all the hookups ive had that were terrible

read a couple of books

hike runyon 3-4 times a week

paint the walls of my apartment

dress up like darth vader and do paintings for tourists on venice beach

go to the movies once a week

throw all the crap out of my closets

things ive ended up doing so far:

partied with the nexus

watched the entire Game of Thones, Mad Men, Weeds, and Orange is the New Black series

made it through season 3 of The Wire

slept in til noon on most days, 1 on others, 2 on some rare yet remarkable days

had a russian xbi agent climb on top of me and then poison me

visited  frisco, vegas, and pomona

rarely ate out, in fact cooked for myself more these last couple months than the entire 2 decades combined

applied for jobs way out of my league and way way way below my pay grade

chilled at the pool with moxie and ran into alie and georgia

grew and later shaved off a pretty impressive homelessguy beard

fell deeply in love with avocados.

helped a friend detox from booze (without the use of restraints).

hiked runyon 4 times. nearly passed out in runyon 1 time.

became addicted and later deleted Candy Crush Saga from my iPhone

did pretty well in the stock market(?!?!), somehow

saw Tom Petty at the Henry Fonda for free thanks to Todd Martens

went to church with a pretty girl.

went to the library a few odd times.

soaked in a hot tub on the rooftop of a hollywood apt on the fourth of july.

read pretty much all of reddit.

so yeah, #epicfail