for all the gigantic mistakes the president has made recently

any time he rocks the mic he does it so deftly

so uniquely

so mysteriously expertly

that it makes me wonder why he wants to do silly things

like spy on us

or put journalists on trial

or hunt down whistle blowers.

its almost like its a bipolar branch of government.

but if theres one thing ive learned from the brief encounters ive had

with bipolar people

it’s they sure know how to talk pretty.