1. Wednesday, July 31, 2013

    the chicago blackhawks are selling bottles of melted stanley cup ice 

    blackhakws icedespite the well-meaning hippie girls i have had the pleasure of knowing, i am still very much a capitalist

    i feel like if there is a market and there is something of value that can be garnered without destroying the environment, sell that damn thing.

    there are some exceptions.

    if you purloined said object for free in good faith that you would take care of it, you should not sell it, you should give it away for free if you no longer want to take care of it.

    karma can be a bitch, etc.

    however ice? aka water? more specifically championship ice

    IN CHICAGO?

    not only would i sell the crap out of it, if i was the mayor of Chicago id stockpile that stuff and give it away to my constituents whenever possible.

    talk about good will.

    whats especially nice about this unique promotion is the proceeds are going to charity.

    however HOW COME THE CUBS HAVENT STARTED SELLING THEIR IVY YET?

    I WOULD PAY A PRETTY PENNY FOR THE MOST ICONIC IVY IN ALL OF SPORTS!

    SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY