on the tippy top of the very long list of excellent things about being funemployed all summer
is the ability to have a nice young lady over to watch the MTV VMAs
which then turned into watching the Simpsons and Bob’s Burgers
which then turned into drinking whiskey and a bible reading even though shes a Buddhist
and at 2am we keep reading because neither of us had nowhere to be in the morning.
that freedom, that priceless ability to actually live and be spontaneous and stay up till the dawns early light
is the biggest thing i will miss
once someone claims me off waivers
and puts me back in the game.
until then, i feel as free as a 20 year old in her bra and panties on national tv
twerking for 3 minutes
and stealing the spotlight from justin timberlake who had 16 minutes of airtime
and no one is talking about it at all
for good reason.