1. Monday, August 26, 2013

    i will miss you summer vacation 

    on the tippy top of the very long list of excellent things about being funemployed all summer

    is the ability to have a nice young lady over to watch the MTV VMAs

    which then turned into watching the Simpsons and Bob’s Burgers

    which then turned into drinking whiskey and a bible reading even though shes a Buddhist

    and at 2am we keep reading because neither of us had nowhere to be in the morning.

    that freedom, that priceless ability to actually live and be spontaneous and stay up till the dawns early light

    is the biggest thing i will miss

    once someone claims me off waivers

    and puts me back in the game.

    until then, i feel as free as a 20 year old in her bra and panties on national tv

    twerking for 3 minutes

    and stealing the spotlight from justin timberlake who had 16 minutes of airtime

    and no one is talking about it at all

    for good reason.