sometimes people ask, havent you given up on the kids yet?

and im all, the kids are all we have left

sure they have completely forgotten the importance of the lead guitar

let alone the long lost art of the proper drum solo

but theyre mastering their skillz at other things, millenium things

like Twerking, and Vine, and terrible Raves.

sure it makes us olden folks lose our minds: BUT THAT IS THE PRIME DIRECTIVE OF YOUTH

anyways this compilation makes me happy that Ev’s Twitter spinoff appears to be a hit.

keep Vining, people.